Dinosaurs Will Die snowboards
(https://dinosaurswilldie.com) 📸 Data Snapshot: May 26, 2026Classify each sentence as substantive or hollow. Grounding markers — numbers, currencies, dates, technical units, named entities — outweigh marketing adjectives. When fluff sits right next to hard evidence, the fluff is forgiven.
Information density is exceptionally high, particularly on product pages like the Kwon. Instead of generic marketing adjectives, the site provides granular technical data including sidecut radius (m), waist width (cm), and specific material components like Basalt V Booster and SINtered bases. Heading markers like H2 Kwon, Keenan vs. Keenan contain specific proper nouns rather than power words like innovative or cutting-edge.
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HOMEPAGE (https://dinosaurswilldie.com) Dino Shop – Dinosaurs Will Die snowboards
SOLD OUT [IMG: Kwon,] [H2] Kwon, “Keenan vs. Keenan” $529.99 USD Original price was: $529.99 USD.$423.99 USDCurrent price is: $423.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SOLD OUT [IMG: Kwon,] [H2] Kwon, “Keenan vs. Keenan” $529.99 USD Original price was: $529.99 USD.$423.99 USDCurrent price is: $423.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page [IMG: DWD x Salmon Arms,] [H2] DWD x Salmon Arms, “Gloves” $74.99 USD Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SOLD OUT [IMG: Brat,] [H2] Brat, “Checkers” $389.99 USD Original price was: $389.99 USD.$311.99 USDCurrent price is: $311.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SOLD OUT [IMG: Brat,] [H2] Brat, “Checkers” $389.99 USD Original price was: $389.99 USD.$311.99 USDCurrent price is: $311.99 USD. 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The options may be chosen on the product page SOLD OUT [H2] “BilBored”, by Estée Preda $469.99 USD Original price was: $469.99 USD.$375.99 USDCurrent price is: $375.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SOLD OUT [IMG: maeTier x The Impaler] [H2] maeTier x The Impaler $469.99 USD Original price was: $469.99 USD.$375.99 USDCurrent price is: $375.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SALE [IMG: Perry,] [H2] Perry, “Timeline” $499.99 USD Original price was: $499.99 USD.$399.99 USDCurrent price is: $399.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SOLD OUT [IMG: Darrah,] [H2] Darrah, “Waves” $499.99 USD Original price was: $499.99 USD.$399.99 USDCurrent price is: $399.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SOLD OUT [IMG: Darrah,] [H2] Darrah, “Waves” $499.99 USD Original price was: $499.99 USD.$399.99 USDCurrent price is: $399.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SOLD OUT [IMG: Holce,] [H2] Holce, “Bicycle” $529.99 USD Original price was: $529.99 USD.$423.99 USDCurrent price is: $423.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SOLD OUT [IMG: NeverNot,] [H2] NeverNot, “Fireball” $529.99 USD Original price was: $529.99 USD.$423.99 USDCurrent price is: $423.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SALE [IMG: Keenan] [H2] Keenan’s Board, “Y2Keenan” $549.99 USD Original price was: $549.99 USD.$439.99 USDCurrent price is: $439.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SALE [IMG: Keenan] [H2] Keenan’s Board, “Y2Keenan” $549.99 USD Original price was: $549.99 USD.$439.99 USDCurrent price is: $439.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SALE [IMG: Keenan] [H2] Keenan’s Board, “Y2Keenan” $549.99 USD Original price was: $549.99 USD.$439.99 USDCurrent price is: $439.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SALE [IMG: Keenan] [H2] Keenan’s Board, “Y2Keenan” $549.99 USD Original price was: $549.99 USD.$439.99 USDCurrent price is: $439.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SOLD OUT [IMG: Pow Reaper,] [H2] Pow Reaper, “Death &” $439.99 USD Select options This product has multiple variants. 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SUB-PAGE (https://dinosaurswilldie.com/product/kwon-keenan-vs-keenan-152/) Kwon, “Keenan vs. Keenan” – Dinosaurs Will Die snowboards
SOLD OUT [IMG: Kwon,] [H1] Kwon, “Keenan vs. Keenan” $529.99 USD Original price was: $529.99 USD.$423.99 USDCurrent price is: $423.99 USD. 100% of the profits from the sale of this board are given to the family of Jeff Keenan. #JKwonForever Take every board, old and new, blow them up, then use all the best parts to create the ultimate all-mountain machine … we present to you, the Kwon. No spy work needed, intel for designing this board came from years of riding, which was then tweaked and tuned until the exact desire was achieved. ACTION camber combined with stringers V’d in the nose and tail aim to do the heavy lifting; helping you rally the mountain and not get tossed by any unexpected terrain. 1mm of taper to keep things tracking in the right direction and a SINtered base on the sole. All wrapped in an unassuming freestyle-looking shape, allowing you to roll undercover through the park… they’ll never know you were just ripping the psycho line above them only moments before. #KwonBoard Designed by // Jeff Keenan, @keenanjeff Artist // Jesse Williams, @JesseRobinsonWilliams // www.jrwilliamscreative.com Flex = 7 **The DWD flex rating is on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being the softest and 10 being the stiffest. The rating for each is in comparison to the rest of the DWD collection. Action camber – For all-mountain assault, this camber is packed with the three main ingredients, portioned out to perfection. Camber between the inserts for agility and control, transitioning to Goldiecam out the tips with reverse at the contact points, so it all feels too easy. SINtered base – A robust and high-density base with micropores that hold wax. It requires a regular waxing schedule. It’s our fastest and most durable base material. Elliptical sidecut – A blend of multiple radii from tip to tail that contours to the mountain, helping initiate turns and power out of them. Directional – A longer nose than tail, with sidecut and insert packs that are set back from the center point between the contact points. Our directional boards also have tapered widths. Basalt V Booster – A natural material similar to carbon. Placed in a V formation in the tips, adding power and pip while reducing chatter when riding at high speeds. LENGTH (cm) 152 155 158 161 EFFECTIVE EDGE (cm) 112.1 114.8 117.5 120.2 NOSE WIDTH (cm) 29.3 29.5 29.8 30.1 WAIST WIDTH (cm) 24.9 25.1 25.2 25.4 TAIL WIDTH (cm) 29.2 29.4 29.7 30.0 SIDECUT RADIUS (m) 8.35 / 7.45 / 8.35 8.5 / 7.6 / 8.5 8.65 / 7.75 / 8.65 8.8 / 7.9 / 8.8 WIDTH Regular Regular Regular Regular TAPER (cm) 0.1 0.1 0.1 0.1 INSERT SETBACK (cm) 3.9 3.9 3.9 3.9 #KwonBoard Designed by // Jeff Keenan, @KeenanJeff Artist // Jesse Williams, @JesseRobinsonWilliams [H2] Related products SALE [IMG: Keenan] [H2] Keenan’s Board, “Y2Keenan” $549.99 USD Original price was: $549.99 USD.$439.99 USDCurrent price is: $439.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SALE [IMG: Perry, "G] [H2] Perry, “G’nyus” $499.99 USD Original price was: $499.99 USD.$349.99 USDCurrent price is: $349.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SOLD OUT [IMG: Darrah,] [H2] Darrah, “Chessboard” $499.99 USD Original price was: $499.99 USD.$374.99 USDCurrent price is: $374.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SALE [IMG: Pow Reaper,] [H2] Pow Reaper, “Pale Horse” $412.49 USD Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
SUB-PAGE (https://dinosaurswilldie.com/product/kwon-keenan-vs-keenan-158/) Kwon, “Keenan vs. Keenan” – Dinosaurs Will Die snowboards
SOLD OUT [IMG: Kwon,] [H1] Kwon, “Keenan vs. Keenan” $529.99 USD Original price was: $529.99 USD.$423.99 USDCurrent price is: $423.99 USD. 100% of the profits from the sale of this board are given to the family of Jeff Keenan. #JKwonForever Take every board, old and new, blow them up, then use all the best parts to create the ultimate all-mountain machine … we present to you, the Kwon. No spy work needed, intel for designing this board came from years of riding, which was then tweaked and tuned until the exact desire was achieved. ACTION camber combined with stringers V’d in the nose and tail aim to do the heavy lifting; helping you rally the mountain and not get tossed by any unexpected terrain. 1mm of taper to keep things tracking in the right direction and a SINtered base on the sole. All wrapped in an unassuming freestyle-looking shape, allowing you to roll undercover through the park… they’ll never know you were just ripping the psycho line above them only moments before. #KwonBoard Designed by // Jeff Keenan, @keenanjeff Artist // Jesse Williams, @JesseRobinsonWilliams // www.jrwilliamscreative.com Flex = 7 **The DWD flex rating is on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being the softest and 10 being the stiffest. The rating for each is in comparison to the rest of the DWD collection. Action camber – For all-mountain assault, this camber is packed with the three main ingredients, portioned out to perfection. Camber between the inserts for agility and control, transitioning to Goldiecam out the tips with reverse at the contact points, so it all feels too easy. SINtered base – A robust and high-density base with micropores that hold wax. It requires a regular waxing schedule. It’s our fastest and most durable base material. Elliptical sidecut – A blend of multiple radii from tip to tail that contours to the mountain, helping initiate turns and power out of them. Directional – A longer nose than tail, with sidecut and insert packs that are set back from the center point between the contact points. Our directional boards also have tapered widths. Basalt V Booster – A natural material similar to carbon. Placed in a V formation in the tips, adding power and pip while reducing chatter when riding at high speeds. LENGTH (cm) 152 155 158 161 EFFECTIVE EDGE (cm) 112.1 114.8 117.5 120.2 NOSE WIDTH (cm) 29.3 29.5 29.8 30.1 WAIST WIDTH (cm) 24.9 25.1 25.2 25.4 TAIL WIDTH (cm) 29.2 29.4 29.7 30.0 SIDECUT RADIUS (m) 8.35 / 7.45 / 8.35 8.5 / 7.6 / 8.5 8.65 / 7.75 / 8.65 8.8 / 7.9 / 8.8 WIDTH Regular Regular Regular Regular TAPER (cm) 0.1 0.1 0.1 0.1 INSERT SETBACK (cm) 3.9 3.9 3.9 3.9 #KwonBoard Designed by // Jeff Keenan, @KeenanJeff Artist // Jesse Williams, @JesseRobinsonWilliams [H2] Related products SALE [IMG: Holce,] [H2] Holce, “Sidewalk” $529.99 USD Original price was: $529.99 USD.$397.49 USDCurrent price is: $397.49 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SOLD OUT [IMG: Keenan] [H2] Keenan’s Board, “Battle” $549.99 USD Original price was: $549.99 USD.$412.49 USDCurrent price is: $412.49 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SOLD OUT [IMG: Wizard Stick,] [H2] Wizard Stick, “Haunted House” $469.99 USD Original price was: $469.99 USD.$352.49 USDCurrent price is: $352.49 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page SALE [IMG: Darrah,] [H2] Darrah, “Chessboard” $499.99 USD Original price was: $499.99 USD.$374.99 USDCurrent price is: $374.99 USD. Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
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