Thermos Brand
(https://thermos.com) 📸 Data Snapshot: May 24, 2026Classify each sentence as substantive or hollow. Grounding markers — numbers, currencies, dates, technical units, named entities — outweigh marketing adjectives. When fluff sits right next to hard evidence, the fluff is forgiven.
The information density is exceptionally high, favoring specific nouns and technical attributes over power words. Headings like 18oz Icon Tumbler With Slide Lock Lid and 10oz FUNtainer Food Jar provide immediate product specifications rather than generic value claims. The body text includes measurable performance metrics, specifically keeping drinks cold for up to 24 hours and hot for up to 12 hours. Very little text is wasted on hyperbolic fluff, with the only repetition being the 120-year brand legacy which serves as a historical anchor.
Information Density is read straight from the body copy: how much of the text carries grounded, checkable substance versus hollow filler. Below is the clean text the engine analyzed, then the industry’s known generic-claim patterns to weigh it against.
📝 The Narrative — clean text per page (the substance-vs-filler signal)
HOMEPAGE (https://thermos.com) Thermos® Insulated Water Bottles, Food Jars & Tumblers | Official Site – Thermos Brand
Celebrate National Thermos Brand Day [H2] Enjoy 30% Off* Sitewide Best Sellers Explore Water Bottles Mugs & Tumblers [IMG: Person holding a Thermos food jar with a lid being used as a bowl on a table] Food Jars [IMG: Thermos® 18oz Icon™ water bottle in Granite — lifestyle photo in use] Water Bottles [IMG: Thermos Funtainer sky blue and neon orange water bottles and neon orange food jar with a packed Freestyle bento-style lunch box.] Kids [IMG: Three Navy Thermos products on a kitchen counter. A tumbler engraved with a bass, a food jar engraved with a] Online Exclusive [H2] Customize a gift Give a gift as unique as they are - now including Food Jars! Create Now [IMG: Three insulated 40oz travel mugs in purple, blue, and pink on a table with a purple background.] Online Exclusive [H2] Get One, Gift One Gift shopping is easy with Thermos curated bundles! Bundle & Save [IMG: new-badge] [IMG: 24oz ICON™ WATER BOTTLE WITH SPOUT - RED STARS] 24oz ICON™ WATER BOTTLE WITH SPOUT - RED STARS $29.99 [IMG: new-badge] [IMG: 24oz ICON™ WATER BOTTLE WITH SPOUT - AMERICAN FLAG] 24oz ICON™ WATER BOTTLE WITH SPOUT - AMERICAN FLAG $29.99 [IMG: new-badge] [IMG: 24oz ICON™ TUMBLER WITH SLIDE LOCK LID - NAVY USA] 24oz ICON™ TUMBLER WITH SLIDE LOCK LID - NAVY USA $29.99 [IMG: new-badge] [IMG: 24oz ICON™ TUMBLER WITH SLIDE LOCK LID - WHITE STARS] 24oz ICON™ TUMBLER WITH SLIDE LOCK LID - WHITE STARS $29.99 View All [H1] For meals on-the-go Insulated Food Jars for Hot and Cold Meals Shop Now [H3] New Season, New Gear Kids Lunch Gear for School and Everyday Adventures Find Gear [H3] Mugs & Tumblers Insulated Drinkware Built for Every Day Sip Happily [H1] Dual Temperature Insulation for Whatever Your Day Has in Store [H1] Learn More [IMG: best-seller-badge] [IMG: Thermos® 32oz Icon™ beverage bottle in Glacier] 32oz Icon™ Dual Temp Beverage Bottle Choose a color GLACIER Choose a color GRANITE Choose a color MATTE STAINLESS STEEL Choose a color SADDLE $34.99 Explore [IMG: best-seller-badge] [IMG: Thermos® 18oz Icon™ tumbler in Alpine Green] 18oz Icon™ Tumbler With Slide Lock Lid Choose a color ALPINE GREEN Choose a color RIVER ROCK Choose a color CRIMSON Choose a color MYSTIC NAVY Choose a color SPRUCE Choose a color SNOW Choose a color MELON Choose a color MATTE STAINLESS STEEL Choose a color GRANITE Choose a color SANDSTONE Choose a color SADDLE Choose a color GLACIER Choose a color SUNSET PINK Choose a color PLUM Choose a color SEA GREEN Choose a color YELLOW Choose a color ORANGE Choose a color PURPLE $26.99 [IMG: best-seller-badge] [IMG: Thermos® 18oz Icon™ mug in Crimson] 18oz Icon™ Mug With Slide Lock Lid Choose a color CRIMSON Choose a color MYSTIC NAVY Choose a color RIVER ROCK Choose a color SPRUCE Choose a color SNOW Choose a color MELON Choose a color MATTE STAINLESS STEEL Choose a color GRANITE Choose a color SANDSTONE Choose a color SADDLE Choose a color GLACIER Choose a color SUNSET PINK Choose a color PLUM Choose a color SEA GREEN $26.99 [IMG: best-seller-badge] [IMG: Thermos® 24oz Icon™ water bottle in Sunset Pink] 24oz Icon™ Water Bottle With Spout Choose a color PLUM Choose a color SUNSET PINK Choose a color GLACIER Choose a color GRANITE Choose a color MATTE STAINLESS STEEL Choose a color SANDSTONE Choose a color SADDLE Choose a color SNOW Choose a color SPRUCE Choose a color CRIMSON Choose a color RIVER ROCK Choose a color MYSTIC NAVY Choose a color MELON Choose a color SEA GREEN Choose a color YELLOW Choose a color ORANGE Choose a color PURPLE Choose a color ALPINE GREEN $29.99 [IMG: best-seller-badge] [IMG: Thermos® 24oz Icon™ food jar in Spruce] 24oz Icon™ Food Jar Choose a color SPRUCE Choose a color SNOW Choose a color GRANITE Choose a color MELON Choose a color SEA GREEN Choose a color SADDLE Choose a color MATTE STAINLESS STEEL Choose a color SANDSTONE Choose a color GLACIER Choose a color SUNSET PINK Choose a color PLUM Choose a color RIVER ROCK Choose a color MYSTIC NAVY Choose a color CRIMSON $32.99 [H1] Keep Coffee and Tea Hot Longer Shop Hot Collection [IMG: Thermos® 24oz Icon™ tumbler in Sunset Pink] 24oz Icon™ Tumbler With Slide Lock Lid Choose a color MELON Choose a color GRANITE Choose a color SADDLE Choose a color SANDSTONE Choose a color GLACIER Choose a color MATTE STAINLESS STEEL Choose a color SUNSET PINK Choose a color SNOW Choose a color SPRUCE Choose a color CRIMSON Choose a color RIVER ROCK Choose a color MYSTIC NAVY Choose a color PLUM Choose a color SEA GREEN Choose a color ALPINE GREEN $29.99 Explore [IMG: Icon products in the Mystic Navy color] Icon Series [IMG: Shop Thermos Kids FUNtainer Water Bottlers, Plastic bottles, Kid Food Jars, and Kid Lunchboxes.] FUNtainer® Kids Water Bottles & Food Jars [IMG: Stainless King stainless steel, vacuum insulated food jar and beverage bottle] Stainless King Collection [IMG: Person holding a peach-colored tumbler with a straw on a picnic blanket with grapes and sunglasses.] Cup Holder Mug Collection [H1] Locking Lids for Peace of Mind Shop Water Bottles for Kids [IMG: best-seller-badge] [IMG: Thermos® 16oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Neon Purple] 16oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle With Locking Lid Choose a color NEON PURPLE Choose a color DARK NAVY Choose a color MATTE BLACK Choose a color CHARCOAL Choose a color ELECTRIC BLUE Choose a color NEON LIME Choose a color NEON PINK Choose a color ORANGE Choose a color GRAFFITI BOY Choose a color GRAFFITI GIRL Choose a color WAVY CHECKERS TEAL Choose a color WAVY CHECKERS ORANGE Choose a color LIGHTNING BOLT GIRL $22.99 Explore For over 120 years, Thermos® has defined what it means to keep food and drinks at the right temperature. Our vacuum-insulated stainless steel water bottles, tumblers, travel mugs, and food jars use double-wall vacuum insulation technology to keep drinks cold for up to 24 hours and hot for up to 12 hours — from your morning commute to an all-day hike – we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out our soft sided lunch kits and coolers as well! Shop our full lineup of insulated drinkware and food storage for every part of life’s daily routines.
SUB-PAGE (https://thermos.com/collections/new-arrivals/) New Arrivals – Thermos Brand
SAVE Selecting an option will refresh the page with new results. [IMG: FilterDrawer] Filter 9 products Selecting an option will refresh the page with new results. Sort Focus returned to sort options. You can choose a different sorting option. [IMG: new-badge] [IMG: 24oz ICON™ WATER BOTTLE WITH SPOUT - RED STARS] 24oz ICON™ WATER BOTTLE WITH SPOUT - RED STARS $29.99 [IMG: new-badge] [IMG: 24oz ICON™ WATER BOTTLE WITH SPOUT - AMERICAN FLAG] 24oz ICON™ WATER BOTTLE WITH SPOUT - AMERICAN FLAG $29.99 [IMG: new-badge] [IMG: 24oz ICON™ TUMBLER WITH SLIDE LOCK LID - NAVY USA] 24oz ICON™ TUMBLER WITH SLIDE LOCK LID - NAVY USA $29.99 [IMG: new-badge] [IMG: 24oz ICON™ TUMBLER WITH SLIDE LOCK LID - WHITE STARS] 24oz ICON™ TUMBLER WITH SLIDE LOCK LID - WHITE STARS $29.99 [IMG: new-badge] [IMG: 14oz ICON™ MUG WITH SLIDE LOCK LID] 14oz ICON™ MUG WITH SLIDE LOCK LID Choose a color CRIMSON Choose a color RIVER ROCK Choose a color MYSTIC NAVY Choose a color WHITE Choose a color SEA GREEN Choose a color MELON Choose a color PLUM Choose a color GRANITE Choose a color GLACIER Choose a color SUNSET PINK Choose a color SANDSTONE Choose a color SADDLE Choose a color ALPINE GREEN $24.99 [IMG: new-badge] [IMG: 16oz ICON™ CAN INSULATOR] 16oz ICON™ CAN INSULATOR Choose a color SEA GREEN Choose a color MATTE STAINLESS STEEL Choose a color GRANITE Choose a color ALPINE GREEN Choose a color CRIMSON Choose a color GLACIER Choose a color PLUM Choose a color HOT PINK $18.99 [IMG: new-badge] [IMG: 12oz ICON™ TUMBLER WITH SLIDE LOCK LID] 12oz ICON™ TUMBLER WITH SLIDE LOCK LID Choose a color PLUM Choose a color GRANITE Choose a color GLACIER Choose a color SUNSET PINK Choose a color ALPINE GREEN $21.99 [IMG: new-badge] [IMG: 24oz ICON™ WATER BOTTLE WITH SPOUT - SPRING FLORAL] 24oz ICON™ WATER BOTTLE WITH SPOUT - SPRING FLORAL $29.99 [IMG: new-badge] [IMG: 24oz ICON™ WATER BOTTLE WITH SPOUT - WATERCOLOR FLORAL] 24oz ICON™ WATER BOTTLE WITH SPOUT - WATERCOLOR FLORAL $29.99 Showing 9 of 9 results
SUB-PAGE (https://thermos.com/collections/bundle-shop-all/) Shop All Bundles – Thermos Brand
SAVE Selecting an option will refresh the page with new results. [IMG: FilterDrawer] Filter 74 products Selecting an option will refresh the page with new results. Sort Focus returned to sort options. You can choose a different sorting option. [IMG: Thermos® 40oz Thermos® mug in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 40oz Cup Holder Mug - Sunset Pink & Glacier $50.00 [IMG: Thermos® 40oz Thermos® mug in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 40oz Cup Holder Mug Bundle - Granite & Spruce $50.00 [IMG: Thermos® 40oz Thermos® mug in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 40oz Cup Holder Mug Bundle - Granite & Crimson $50.00 [IMG: Thermos® 40oz Thermos® mug in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 40oz Cup Holder Mug Bundle - Granite & Glacier $50.00 [IMG: Thermos® 40oz Thermos® mug in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 40oz Cup Holder Mug Bundle - Sandstone & Alpine Green $50.00 [IMG: Thermos® 40oz Thermos® mug in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 40oz Cup Holder Mug Bundle - Melon & Plum $50.00 [IMG: Thermos® 40oz Thermos® mug in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 40oz Cup Holder Mug Bundle - Crimson & Plum $50.00 [IMG: Thermos® 18oz Icon™ water bottle in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] Teal Marble Upright & 18oz Icon™ Kids Water Bottle Bundle $31.18 [IMG: Thermos® 18oz Icon™ water bottle in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] Abstract Petals Upright & 18oz Icon™ Kids Water Bottle Bundle $31.18 [IMG: Thermos® 18oz Icon™ water bottle in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] Sport Web Upright & 18oz Icon™ Kids Water Bottle Bundle $31.18 Sold Out [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® food jar in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] Minecraft Bundle - Soft Lunch Box, 12oz FUNtainer® Bottle & 10oz FUNtainer® Food Jar $44.78 Sold Out [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® food jar in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] Pokémon Bundle - Soft Lunch Box, 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle, 10oz FUNtainer® Food Jar & Hard Ice $50.37 Sold Out [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® food jar in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] Paw Patrol Bundle - Soft Lunch Box, 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle, 10oz FUNtainer® Food Jar & Hard Ice $50.37 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] Barbie™ Bundle - Soft Lunch Box, 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle & Hard Ice $32.78 [IMG: Thermos® 40oz Thermos® mug in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 40oz Glossy Cup Holder Mug Bundle - Hot Pink & Lime $50.00 [IMG: Thermos® 40oz Thermos® mug in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 40oz Glossy Cup Holder Mug Bundle - Bright Blue & Lime $50.00 [IMG: Thermos® 40oz Thermos® mug in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 40oz Glossy Cup Holder Mug Bundle - Hot Pink & Bright Blue $50.00 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz Icon™ can insulator in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 12oz Icon™ Can Insulator Bundle - Granite & Matte Stainless $27.18 [IMG: Thermos® 16oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 16oz FUNtainer® Water Bottles with Locking Lids Neon Orange & Wavy Checkers Orange Bundle $36.78 [IMG: Thermos® 16oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 16oz FUNtainer® Water Bottles with Locking Lids Lightning Bolt & Wavy Checkers Teal Bundle $36.78 [IMG: Thermos® 16oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 16oz FUNtainer® Water Bottles with Locking Lids Neon Lime & Graffiti Bundle $36.78 [IMG: Thermos® 16oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 16oz FUNtainer® Water Bottles with Locking Lids Charcoal & Graffiti Bundle $36.78 [IMG: Thermos® 16oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 16oz FUNtainer® Water Bottles with Locking Lids Electric Blue & Neon Lime Bundle $36.78 [IMG: Thermos® 16oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 16oz FUNtainer® Water Bottles with Locking Lids Black & Blue Bundle $36.78 [IMG: Thermos® 16oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 16oz FUNtainer® Water Bottles Translucent Charcoal & Rosewood Bundle $36.78 Sold Out [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottles Blue/Green & Lime/Orange Bundle $31.18 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottles Out of This World & Neon Camo Bundle $31.18 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title — shown as part of bundle set] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottles Dreamy & Pink/Purple Bundles $31.18 Loading More Showing 28 of 74 results
SUB-PAGE (https://thermos.com/collections/funtainer/) FUNtainer® Kids Water Bottles & Food Jars – Thermos Brand
SAVE Selecting an option will refresh the page with new results. [IMG: FilterDrawer] Filter 81 products Selecting an option will refresh the page with new results. Sort Focus returned to sort options. You can choose a different sorting option. [IMG: best-seller-badge] [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Navy] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Choose a color NAVY Choose a color GREY Choose a color LIME Choose a color PINK Choose a color PURPLE Choose a color TEAL Choose a color BLUE/GREEN Choose a color LIME/ORANGE Choose a color PURPLE/PINK Choose a color MATTE BLACK $18.99 [IMG: best-seller-badge] [IMG: Thermos® 10oz FUNtainer® food jar in Purple] 10oz FUNtainer® Food Jar Choose a color PURPLE Choose a color LIME Choose a color NAVY Choose a color PINK Choose a color MATTE BLACK Choose a color CHARCOAL $20.99 [IMG: best-seller-badge] [IMG: Thermos® 16oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Neon Purple] 16oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle With Locking Lid Choose a color NEON PURPLE Choose a color DARK NAVY Choose a color MATTE BLACK Choose a color CHARCOAL Choose a color ELECTRIC BLUE Choose a color NEON LIME Choose a color NEON PINK Choose a color ORANGE Choose a color GRAFFITI BOY Choose a color GRAFFITI GIRL Choose a color WAVY CHECKERS TEAL Choose a color WAVY CHECKERS ORANGE Choose a color LIGHTNING BOLT GIRL $22.99 [IMG: best-seller-badge] [IMG: Thermos® 16oz FUNtainer® food jar in Neon Purple] 16oz FUNtainer® Food Jar Choose a color NEON PURPLE Choose a color MATTE BLACK Choose a color DENIM BLUE Choose a color APRICOT Choose a color STONE SLATE Choose a color MINT Choose a color NAVY Choose a color TIE DYE Choose a color WHITE Choose a color DARK NAVY Choose a color CHARCOAL Choose a color ELECTRIC BLUE Choose a color NEON LIME Choose a color NEON ORANGE Choose a color NEON PINK $22.99 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Construction] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Patterns Choose a color CONSTRUCTION Choose a color RAINBOW DREAMS Choose a color DARING DINOS Choose a color COOL CATICORNS Choose a color SURFIN SHARKS Choose a color PINK OMBRE Choose a color MINT OMBRE Choose a color STRAWBERRY SMILES Choose a color UNICORN BLOOMS Choose a color KITTENS Choose a color OUT OF THIS WORLD Choose a color UNICORN Choose a color NEON CAMO Choose a color PURPLE HEARTS Choose a color DREAMY Choose a color BUTTERFLY FRENZY Choose a color SPACE UNICORN Choose a color MOD FLOWERS Choose a color DINOSAURS Choose a color RAINBOWS Choose a color HEARTS $19.99 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Disney Zootopia 2 $20.99 [IMG: Thermos® 10oz FUNtainer® food jar in Grey And Aqua Waves] 10oz FUNtainer® Food Jar Patterns Choose a color GREY AND AQUA WAVES Choose a color JUNGLE KINGDOM Choose a color HONEY BEES Choose a color SPACE UNICORN Choose a color SKETCHBOOK Choose a color COOL CATICORNS Choose a color DARING DINOS Choose a color RAINBOW DREAMS $20.99 [IMG: Thermos® 10oz FUNtainer® food jar in Default Title] 10oz FUNtainer® Food Jar Bluey $21.99 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Bluey $20.99 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® product in Default Title] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Bluey $20.99 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Moana 2 $20.99 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Periwinkle Glitter] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Glitter Choose a color PERIWINKLE GLITTER $19.99 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Superman $20.99 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Peppa Pig $20.99 [IMG: Thermos® 10oz FUNtainer® food jar in Default Title] 10oz FUNtainer® Food Jar Peppa Pig $21.99 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Disney and Pixar Cars $20.99 [IMG: Thermos® 10oz FUNtainer® food jar in Default Title] 10oz FUNtainer® Food Jar Disney and Pixar Cars $21.99 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Paw Patrol $20.99 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Paw Patrol Girl $20.99 [IMG: Thermos® 10oz FUNtainer® food jar in Default Title] 10oz FUNtainer® Food Jar Paw Patrol Chase $21.99 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Disney Stitch $20.99 [IMG: Thermos® 16oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title] 16oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Disney Stitch $25.99 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Minecraft $20.99 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Minecraft $20.99 Sold Out [IMG: Thermos® 10oz FUNtainer® food jar in Default Title] 10oz FUNtainer® Food Jar Minecraft $21.99 [IMG: Thermos® 16oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title] 16oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Minecraft $25.99 [IMG: Thermos® 12oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title] 12oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle Mario Kart™ $20.99 [IMG: Thermos® 16oz FUNtainer® water bottle in Default Title] 16oz FUNtainer® Water Bottle 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