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Information Density — The Lens
Classify each sentence as substantive or hollow. Grounding markers — numbers, currencies, dates, technical units, named entities — outweigh marketing adjectives. When fluff sits right next to hard evidence, the fluff is forgiven.
Info Density
Power-words vs. Substance ratio.
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Impact Weight: 30 / 100
87% Reputation
Information density is exceptionally high for the media industry. Headings such as ‘Louisiana Approves New Voting Map Eliminating a Majority-Black District’ and ‘$5.25 Million Make up for 21 Years Behind Bars’ provide immediate, concrete nouns and figures without fluff. The ratio of substance is maintained across body text, which favors specific news events and entities over the generic marketing power words listed in the industry dictionary.
Information Density is read straight from the body copy: how much of the text carries grounded, checkable substance versus hollow filler. Below is the clean text the engine analyzed, then the industry’s known generic-claim patterns to weigh it against.
📝 The Narrative — clean text per page (the substance-vs-filler signal)
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