The Drunken Elephant
(https://drunkenelephant.net) 📸 Data Snapshot: June 20, 2026Classify each sentence as substantive or hollow. Grounding markers — numbers, currencies, dates, technical units, named entities — outweigh marketing adjectives. When fluff sits right next to hard evidence, the fluff is forgiven.
The homepage provides functional substance via a detailed rule set for one specific game, including card counts (10 animal cards, 42 drinking cards). However, the headings suffer from fluff saturation, such as H4 ‘Why Play The Drunken Elephant?’ which introduces the grandiose claim of being a ‘leading provider in the industry’ without any supporting data. Sub-pages are functionally empty, consisting entirely of boilerplate cookie notices and login prompts, resulting in a low overall substance ratio.
Information Density is read straight from the body copy: how much of the text carries grounded, checkable substance versus hollow filler. Below is the clean text the engine analyzed, then the industry’s known generic-claim patterns to weigh it against.
📝 The Narrative — clean text per page (the substance-vs-filler signal)
HOMEPAGE (https://drunkenelephant.net) The Drunken Elephant – Home
[H2] [H4] Why Play The Drunken Elephant? At The Drunken Elephant, our vision is to become the leading provider of Role-Playing Games in the industry to create unique and engaging events that bring friends together. [H4] The Rules: EVERYONE is an animal in The Drunken Elephant!Act quickly when it's your turn... Don't hesitate or make a mistake...Or else you'll have to DRINK!...Hopefully you're not the elephant! [H2] PLAYING THE GAME [H4] Animals How to mimic the animals. [H4] How to Play: The Drunken Elephant Game Contents:(10) Animal cards(42) Asorted drinking cards Wild card: Everyone drinks except the wild card holder.Game Rules:Each player receives (1) animal card (oriented face up in front of them)Make sure the elephant is one of the cards. Drinking cards are placed in the middle of table (oriented face down)Each player looks at their card and must mimic the animal on their card.Example: If you have the deer card, place two fingers on top of your head (see video example for animal movements).Game play:Players show their animal sign around the circle to notify other players which animal belongs to them.The person who draws the elephant card starts the game and must take a drink.The elephant cardholder makes the elephant sign and then makes someone else’s animal sign.Next, that animal cardholder makes their sign first then selects another animal.Example: elephant cardholder does elephant sign, then bird sign. Then bird cardholder does bird sign, then deer sign, etc. This game pattern continues until a player makes a mistake or hesitates too long on creating the animal signs. When this happens, the person who made a mistake must draw a drinking card. This person must follow instruction on the drinking card. Next, this person restarts game by creating their animal and then another animal.If you draw a drink card, keep it.The first person that receives 3 drink cards loses and must finish their drink. The next round starts by reshuffling and redistributing the game cards. (so, a new player is the elephant). Note: Faster you play, the better.Strategy Tips:Choosing an animal sign of someone you’re not facing physically in the circle/at the table.Selecting the person's animal who just selected you, for example: pig --> owl, owl --> pig, & pig --> owl again.Happy Playing!Remember always drink responsibly. https://drunkenelephant.net [H2] Social [H4] This website uses cookies. We use cookies to analyze website traffic and optimize your website experience. By accepting our use of cookies, your data will be aggregated with all other user data.Accept
SUB-PAGE · THIN (https://drunkenelephant.net/shop/) The Drunken Elephant – online
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SUB-PAGE · THIN (https://drunkenelephant.net/m/account/) Login
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🧭 Industry Context — common generic-claim patterns in Arts, Culture & Entertainment to weigh the text against
This page presents a snapshot of public data from The Drunken Elephant, captured on June 20, 2026, to show how machine logic reads Information Density signals into an AI reputation evaluation.
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