Semantic Coherence: Homestar Runner โ€“ Signal Evidence & AI Readability

Homestar Runner

(https://homestarrunner.com) ๐Ÿ“ธ Data Snapshot: May 27, 2026
Semantic Coherence โ€” The Lens

Pull the main entities out of the H1, then check whether they actually recur through the body. A page that announces one thing and then talks about another drifts. Headings with no real sentences underneath read as pseudo-substance.

Semantic Coherence Homepage promise vs. Sub-page reality.
20 Impact Weight: 20 / 100
100% Reputation

The homepage signal is perfectly aligned with sub-page content, functioning as a direct portal to the promised animation and merchandise. The H2 The Latest Styles on the homepage translates directly to the Latest Stuff section on the toons page. Content descriptions for Strong Bad Emails maintain the same absurdist tone and specific character focus across all slots. There is no evidence of identity shifts, conflicting service descriptions, or contradictory pricing strategies across the 4-page sample.

Semantic Coherence is read from the heading hierarchy first: what each page announces in its H1 and headings, then whether the body actually delivers on it. Below is the structure the engine mapped, followed by the clean text to check for drift between promise and reality.

๐Ÿ—๏ธ Semantic Structure โ€” heading hierarchy & page identity (the promise the page makes)
HOMEPAGE Everybody! Everybody! – Homestar Runner (https://homestarrunner.com)
Title

Everybody! Everybody! – Homestar Runner

H1 homestarrunner.com
H2 The Latest Styles
H2 Store
H3 New strong bad email
H3 New Merch Promo
H3 back 2 a website
H3 Fanstume [singular] '24
H3 New Ween Short
H3 Trogdor!! The Board Game
H3 digital musicals
H3 The Plush Duo
H3 Steam Games
H3 these sold fast!
NAV_HEADING_REPEATED_BODY_FOOTER Main – Homestar Runner (https://homestarrunner.com/main/)
Title

Main – Homestar Runner

NAV_FOOTER Toons – Homestar Runner (https://homestarrunner.com/toons/)
Title

Toons – Homestar Runner

H2 Loading…
H2 Latest Stuff
NAV_FOOTER Sbemails – Homestar Runner (https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/)
Title

Sbemails – Homestar Runner

๐Ÿ“ The Narrative โ€” clean text per page (homepage promise vs. sub-page reality)
HOMEPAGE ยท THIN (https://homestarrunner.com) Everybody! Everybody! – Homestar Runner
[H1]
[IMG: Homestar Runner]

[IMG: Homestar Runner]
homestarrunner.com

[IMG: Homestar Runner and Strong Bad]

[IMG: Homestar Runner and Strong Bad, mouth closed]

[IMG: Homestar Runner and Strong Bad]

[H2] The Latest Styles

[H3] New strong bad email
deep unda cova

[H3] New Merch Promo

[H3] back 2 a website
celebrating 25 dot coms!

[H3] Fanstume [singular] '24
A 'stume for a 'stume

[H3] New Ween Short
Rafferty returns for the 'ween!

[H2] Store

[H3] Trogdor!! The Board Game
ten bucks cheaper

[H3] digital musicals
decemberween ditties n' more

[H3] The Plush Duo
these guys are in stock!

[H3] Steam Games
there's two of them!

[H3] these sold fast!
shipping in spring
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SUB-PAGE ยท THIN (https://homestarrunner.com/main/) Main – Homestar Runner
[IMG: Homestar Runner]

[IMG: Shadow]

[IMG: Loading]
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SUB-PAGE (https://homestarrunner.com/toons/) Toons – Homestar Runner
[H2] Loading...

[H2] Latest Stuff

SAW
Strong Bad Email -
210 - Robots

Strong Bad sends The Cheat undercover to infiltrate a secret council!
2025 06 min 05 sec

OLD
Video Stuff -
Homestar Anniversary Merch

Buncha new crap from Fangamer.com including shirts, playing cards, and a huge Trogdor plush!
2025 01 min 54 sec

SSP
Video Stuff -
Strong Sad Paunchbaby

Another commercial for another plush! This one's dumpus!
2025 01 hrs 01 min

DOT
Shorts -
Back To A Website

Strong Bad and Homestar celebrate 25 years of dot commery.
2025 03 min 04 sec

KTC
Puppet Stuff -
Kick The Cheat Returns!

Fangamer Zoologists impossibly repopulate the wilds with Kick the Cheats!
2025 01 min 31 sec

PNG
Holiday -
Fanstume [singular] '24

Strong Bad does a deep dive into one singular fanstume. Music by Rich Trott!
2024 03 min 55 sec

PSS
Holiday -
A Prickly Scary Short

Rafferty(!!!) tries to gain entry to this year's Halloween party with a prickly, scary-scary story.
2024 02 min 06 sec

ZIN
Shorts -
Zeenin' Into The Night

Limozeen rocks the spacelanes with one of those "oh man, life on tour is a trip" type songs!
2024 03 min 34 sec

PHS
Puppet Stuff -
Homestar Puppet Plush

Puppet Homestar has been mass-produced! Mass-hysteria!
2024 01 min 53 sec

FFH
Shorts -
Front Facing

Strong Bad and The Cheat come across Homestar doing something truly terrifying in the snow. Befuddlement ensues!
2024 03 min 08 sec

FAN
Holiday -
Fan 'Stumes 2023

The Fan 'Stumes get The Show treatment! They are not immune!
2023 04 min 38 sec

SHO
Holiday -
The Show: Ween Edition

Homestar makes an inane game show out of his costume misinterpretations!
2023 06 min 37 sec

TRG
Holiday -
Happy 20th Trogday!

For Trogdor's 20th birthday, Strong Bad somehow digs up a 30 year old promo for an unreleased Peasant's Quest game.
2023 01 min 38 sec

DWV
Holiday -
Decemberweenvent Calendar

A musical Decemberweenvent Calendar! Updated daily with sheet music for a different ditty thru Dec 24, 2022. No chocolates for you, Sunny Jim!
2022

STU
Holiday -
Fan 'Stumes 2022

Cram yourself into the Way Too Obscure Corner with this year's fan costumes!
2022

DLC
Holiday -
2022 Costume Pack Now Available

This year's new Halloween cartoon is an old Halloween cartoon with new DLC!
2022 11 min 57 sec

VMP
Video Stuff -
Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle

Strong Bad discovers the frustrating real-life text adventure that inspired Thy Dungeonman... and then plays through the entire thing!
2022 30 min 28 sec

MNM
Video Stuff -
Expando Deck Promo

A commercial for the Majicks & 'Mergencies Expando Deck for Trogdor!! The Board Game. Onion Bubs enters a new phase!
2022 01 min 25 sec

MBR
Video Stuff -
Strong-Play: Marzipan Beef Reverser

Dear SB, How do you win handheld videogames with boxing gloves on?
Well, Krondie, watch me tear it up in this Strong-Play of Marzipan Beef Reverser on my Videlectrix handheld!
2022 11 min 13 sec

SBE
Strong Bad Email -
209 - Parenting

Coach Z somehow has the authority to make everyone pretend to have a baby in a weird contest! Meanwhile, the KOT opens a steak house!
2022 07 min 53 sec

SUN
Shorts -
Diaper Sunrise

Left to his own devices, Homestar Runner will defy expectations and create something truly absorbent.
2022 56 sec

STU
Holiday -
Fan 'Stumes 2021

See if Strong Bad's grand experiment from last year worked!
2021 09 min 30 sec

ROC
Puppet Stuff -
Action Cool News-oween Report

Anchorperson Strong Bad interrupts your regularly scheduled program for an emergency update about Ween decor!
2021 01 min 52 sec

D4O
Video Stuff -
Disk 4 of 12 - World Games

SB takes on the Epyx classic World Games and learns that the whole 'agony of defeat' thing is actually super entertaining!
2021 16 min 25 sec

D4O
Video Stuff -
Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum

Thanks to DOS-savvy commenters, Strong Bad gets FriendlyWare's game Sea Battle working! But will it be enough? Or will he have to add more of his personal style?!
2021 06 min 17 sec

D4O
Video Stuff -
Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare

Strong Bad plays old PC games so you never will! In this episode, it's the classic DOS collection FriendlyWare P.C. Introductory Set!
2021 14 min

MEI
Shorts -
Stinkoman Intro Cinematic

The incredible intro cinematic for the Level 10 release of Stinkoman 20X6 by SmallBu Studio! In HD! Theme song by Paul & Storm!
2021 47 sec

TSB
Puppet Stuff -
Talkin Strong Bad

Strong Bad wants a little friend to play with and his wish is granted by an overly enthusiastic voicey guy!
2020 01 min 21 sec

STU
Holiday -
Fan 'Stumes 2020

Great fan costumes deserve great fan costume commentary. And so do the terrible ones.
2020 06 min 09 sec

STV
Holiday -
Halloween Hijinks

The gang assembles on that ol' spooky silhouette hill to debate which level of Halloween hijinks are most appropriate.
2020 5 min

NOS
Video Stuff -
sloshy - No-stalgia

sloshy accompanies their anti-nostalgia anthem with the most nostalgic 90's indie video.
2020 02 min 42 sec

KTC
Video Stuff -
Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery

After 15 years, Kick the Cheat has finally lost his squeak! Learn how to safely perform at-home surgery to replace the batteries in his larynx!
2020 3 min 02 sec

STU
Holiday -
Fan 'Stumes 2019

Even now, in the year of our King of Town 2019, awesome fans still send Strong Bad their Homestar Runner-themed costumes in the hopes of getting made fun of. Messed up, right?
2019 5 min 38 sec

GLP
Holiday -
The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods

Strong Bad reads the gang a chilling new children's book for Halloween! All types of drat!
2019 6 min 06 sec

STU
Holiday -
Fan Costumes 2018

A Halloween tradition! Strong Bad provides scathing commentary on H*R themed 'stumes.
2018 4 min 01 sec

PUF
Holiday -
Mr. Poofers Must Die

Homestar Runner tries to tell a top-notch 4.5 stars with over 600 reviews quality ghost story. The other characters appear as well!
2018 5 min 30 sec

7TZ
Shorts -
Trogdor Was A Man

So there was this wakka-chikka version of the Trogdor metal song in the background of the Kickstarter video for Trogdor!! The Board Game. The Cheat found the full original song and made this video. The Dancing Brothers return! Feat. Trogdor the Burninator on a waggling denim butt!
2018 02 min 17 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #19 - Really Cool Boat

Strong Bad implements scalloped droops as he draws an extremely seaworthy vessel. Chippies!
2018 02 min 52 sec

FLZ
Holiday -
The Next April Fools Thing

Sbemail 208 hides itself inside an April Fools' Day picnic wherein everyone says "blah." I wonder if that new character will ever show up again.
2018 6 min 52 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #18 - Barf Bag

It's starting to seep through! Learn the secrets of the mini-mountain range with Strong Bad!
2018 01 min 51 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #17 - Diskette

Learn to draw an 80's PC magazine ad with everyone's favorite 90's cartoon man, Strong Bad!
2018 02 min 09 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #16 - Guitar

Learn the power of the Zshoop 3D as Strong Bad draws a 4x sharp squealy guitar.
2018 02 min 18 sec

PUP
Puppet Stuff -
Decemberween Dangeresque

Dangeresque teams up with Firebert from the Cheat Commandos to find out who has stolen all the Hot Jones.
2017 07 min 22 sec

PUP
Holiday -
Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack

Dangeresque teams up with Firebert from the Cheat Commandos to find out who has stolen all the Hot Jones.
2017 7 min 22 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #15 - Draccus

A special Skills of an Artist earned as a stretch goal of World Builders' annual fundraiser! Strong Bad draws a Draccus from Patrick Rothfuss's Kingkiller Chronicles!
2017 02 min 15 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #14 - Clownbread

SB hits the looseleaf with no plan this week and ends up drawing a kids' motivational poster featuring a piece of bread with a protruding clown face.
2017 01 min 50 sec

STU
Holiday -
Fan Costumes 2017

Strong Bad's Annual H*R Themed Halloween Costume Bashing Bash
2017 5 min 34 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #13 - Cornucopia

Strong Bad makes drawing an autumnal centerpiece easy and destructive. Featuring receding ploomps.
2017 02 min 09 sec

HPB
Holiday -
Haunted Photo Booth

When the character Marzipan rents a haunted photo booth for her Halloween party for characters... other characters get involved!
2017 4 min 31 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #12 - Large Bean

The cursed legume strikes again! Armed with his untucked thrift store shirts no less!
2017 02 min 08 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #11 - Tennis Shorts

Witness as Strong Bad transforms mom's favorite into posh home decor!
2017 02 min 12 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #10 - LIVE!

A lo-fi archive of Strong Bad's live drawing of a cross-sectioned The Cheat!
2017 04 min 23 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #9 - Arcade Game

Strong Bad draws the control panel for a classic arcade cabinet.
2017 01 min 47 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #8 - Eagle

Learn to apply 'nature's wave' in all its glory as Strong Bad draws an eagle's sketchy older brother.
2017 01 min 23 sec

FAR
Shorts -
Characters from Yonder Website

Let it all slip away and find your lost gumption with Characters from Yonder Website.
2017 3 min 04 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #7 - Cartoon Characters

Learn to draw Character 1 and Character 2 using the most laid back methods ever devised (far-out).
2017 02 min 05 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #6 - End Boss

Strong Bad busts out the graph paper to design the best end boss ever!
2017 02 min 14 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #5 - Muscleman

Strong Bad draws a really muscly muscleman.
2017 01 min 38 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #4 - Posh Toilet Paper

Squanch it out! Draw the fanciest toilet papes money can buy.
2017 01 min 36 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #3 - Cannonmouth

Tell your friends, it's not gonna be ooh lips! The new classic? You better believe it! It's picture day for Cannonmouth!
2017 01 min 38 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #2 - Sammich

The master of the foreshortened pizzang draws a ham sammy. Mmmm...seasoned fortulami.
2017 01 min 54 sec

SKA
Video Stuff -
Skills of an Artist #1 - Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds

Strong Bad teaches you how to disguise gory illustrations so mom doesn't get mad at you!
2017 01 min 57 sec

G4G
Toons -
Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold

The second Homestar Runner story written (but never produced) is finally animated for the 20th anniversary of the orginal storybook.
2016 7 min 02 sec

WEN
Holiday -
Fan Costumes 2016

Strong Bad makes fun of fan Halloween costumes despite the great effort and support they have shown over the years.
2016 5 min 04 sec

END
Holiday -
Later That Night...

The gang gathers in the spooky woods to comment on each other's costumes after a hilarious Halloween adventure that definitely happened.
2016 5 min 06 sec

MJI
Shorts -
Squintmojis

The newest craze! The slightest impression will slightly impress! Text your friends! Create your own!
2016 54 sec

MAM
Holiday -
Marzi's Answering Machine 17

When Marzipan takes a multi-year break from checking her messages, everybody everybody decides to give her a call.
2016 31 hrs 09 min

MAM
Answering Machine -
Marzipan's Answering Machine #17

Strong Bad tries to leave the ultimate prank call only to find that Marzipan's answering machine is full of 7 years worth of message!
2016 31 min 09 sec

TUM
Holiday -
Fan Costumes 2015

Strong Bad does his usual make-funnery to people who dressed up in H*R themed Halloween 'stumes.
2015 3 min 10 sec

TRX
Holiday -
The House That Gave Sucky Tricks

Strong Bad dreams up all the rooms of his theoretical haunted house.
2015 5 min 43 sec

SBC
Shorts -
Strong Bad Classics!

Strong Bad improves the tale of the Porrdge Maiden.
2015 3 min

FID
Shorts -
Flash is Dead!

Strong Bad and Homestar face their own mortality when they hear news of Flash's demise. Answers the hills/bushes dilemma.
2015 2 min

RSD
Holiday -
Record Store Day

Strong Sad camps out for sloshy's most obscure release to date.
2015 3 min 20 sec

DST
Holiday -
Sbemail 206 (April Fools)

Strong Bad dusts off his old computer to checka some email.
2015 5 min 12 sec

RIP
Holiday -
I Killed Pom Pom

Homestar moudous Pom Pom. Strong Bad gets some autumnal pastries.
2014 7 min 48 sec

SAF
Holiday -
Halloween Safety

Some real talk about Halloween safety. In conjunction with halloweensafety.gov
2014 1 min 40 sec

WMP
Shorts -
Fish Eye Lens

Strong Bad makes a new #1 jam with the help of Coach Z...and a fish-eye lens.
2014 03 min 19 sec

FLZ
Holiday -
April Fool 2014

Homestar finally updates everyone's favorite part of his dot com.
2014 4 min 47 sec

SRY
Holiday -
Which Ween Costumes?

The crew stands around and comment on each other's Decemberween themed costumes.
2010 15 sec

MAK
Holiday -
A Decemberween Mackerel

Marzipan and Homestar try to conjure up enough Decemberween spirit to save Senor Cardgage.
2010 6 min 05 sec

XLY
Holiday -
Xeriouxly Forxe

Intro to the short-lived 90's reboot of homestarrunner.com.
2010 54 sec

SHO
Holiday -
Punkin Show

Homestar rates fan-carved punkins in this episode of The Show.
2009 1 min 46 sec

FAN
Holiday -
Fan Costumes '09

Another heaping helping of Strong Bad making fun of H*R themed Halloween costumes.
2009 4 min 48 sec

MCB
Holiday -
Doomy Tales of the Macabre

Strong Sad gets poetical as he crafts hypothetical dooms for all the olther characters.
2009 5 min 57 sec

BKW
Holiday -
Decomposing Pumpkin

Brainkrieg video about their post-Halloween shenanigans, chicanery, and tom-foolery.
2009 1 min 35 sec

FRY
Shorts -
Crystal Fortress

Davey's eating habits belie his talents.
2009 02 min 09 sec

PUP
Shorts -
The Animated Adventures of P
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SUB-PAGE (https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/) Sbemails – Homestar Runner
go rando!

210 - robots

The Cheat goes undercover to infiltrate the robot characters that hardly ever show up.
2025 06 min 05 sec

209 - parenting

Coach Z somehow has the authority to make everyone pretend to have babies in a weird contest! Meanwhile, the KOT opens a steak house.
2022 07 min 53 sec

208 - the next april fools thing

A Strong Bad email suddenly appears in the middle of an April Fools toon! SB discusses where he gets his motivation and inspiration. Homestar plugs his upcoming hotel conference room life seminar.
2018 06 min 52 sec

207 - too cool

Strong Bad dares to view Senor Cardgage's character video.
2017 04 min 41 sec

206 - sbemail 206

Strong Bad dusts off his old computer to checka some email.
2015 05 min 12 sec

205 - videography

All the tips and tricks for being a special event videographer the Strong Bad way.
2009 03 min 30 sec

204 - dictionary

SB explains some of the finer points of his very own made-up dictionary.
2009 03 min 48 sec

203 - independent

Strong Bad explains the distinct differences between indie films and independent films.
2009 05 min 20 sec

202 - imaginary

Strong Bad tells us all about the imaginary friend Strong Sad had when they were little.
2009 04 min 08 sec

201 - hremail 3184

Homestar's hremail is interrupted by Strong Bad's triumphant return to email-check where he lays out the different types of cool explosions.
2009 05 min 04 sec

200 - email thunder

Strong Bad discovers that all this time, Homestar has an email checking show too!
2008 05 min 10 sec

199 - being mean

A well-meaning dad asks for Strong Bad's help in teaching his kids to be nice. A solid plan.
2008 03 min 26 sec

198 - magic trick

Strong Bad breaks down all the different styles of magician.
2008 03 min 52 sec

197 - your edge

Strong Bad tries to prove he's not losing his edge.
2008 04 min 00 sec

196 - hiding

This one's all about hiding places and hide n seek. If that sounds funny, sure, watch this one.
2008 03 min 48 sec

195 - love poems

Dr. Marvin Rubdown gives lessons on writing love poems.
2008 04 min 26 sec

194 - specially marked

Strong Bad complains about the different types of toys that come in cereal boxes. Hey, maybe give this one a chance! It might be funny!
2008 03 min 08 sec

193 - rated

Strong Bad explains all the gorey details of different kinds of R-rated movies.
2008 03 min 25 sec

192 - shapeshifter

One might think ol' Strong Bad would be all about shapeshifting. Not so. He explains the downsides of shapeshiftery.
2008 04 min 07 sec

191 - buried

The Cheat and Strong Bad bust out the metal detector in search of ancient ruins beneath Strong Badia.
2008 03 min 55 sec

190 - licensed

Learn how to become an officially licensed UNlicensed seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs.
2008 04 min 18 sec

189 - pet show

The Cheat gets entered in the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show.
2008 03 min 44 sec

188 - fan club

Strong Bad realizes fan clubs and fan fiction aren't be so bad after all.
2008 04 min 32 sec

187 - winter pool

Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves trapped when the gang fills the pool with red flavored gelatin. How will they get out?
2008 04 min 06 sec

186 - environment

Strong Sad and Marzipan protest the Lappy's energy consumption.
2008 03 min 28 sec

185 - nightlife

A look at the thriving nightlife scene around town.
2007 04 min 12 sec

184 - diorama

Strong Bad gives advice on how to make the best middle school diorama.
2007 03 min 34 sec

183 - yes, wrestling

A look back through all of Strong Bad's wrestling gimmicks and his fued with the Jack 'em Up KId.
2007 04 min 41 sec

182 - business trip

Homestar and Strong Bad try to seal the deal on an important business trip.
2007 04 min 06 sec

181 - web comics

As our masked hero talks about different types of web-comics, we somehow end up on Saturday morning cartoons about video games.
2007 03 min 34 sec

180 - slumber party

Get important advice on which slumber parties to attend in this Strong bad email.
2007 04 min 11 sec

179 - pizza joint

Strong Bad's fake pizza joint becomes the talk of the town until its online presence sends sales crashing.
2007 04 min 09 sec

178 - bike thief

Strong Bad helps someone from getting their bike stolen by thinking like a bike thief.
2007 03 min 56 sec

177 - original

Strong Bad reminisces about all the Bubs's before the current one.
2007 03 min 30 sec

176 - hygiene

Strong Bad helps John with his hygiene problems by putting him in an embarrassing educational video.
2007 04 min 06 sec

175 - concert

Strong Sad and Strong Bad somehow end up liking the same band.
2007 04 min 26 sec

174 - mini-golf

We get a look at the surreal goings-on of the Sweet Cuppin' Cakes mini-golf course.
2007 04 min 27 sec

173 - the paper

Strong Bad pays homage to his dying printer paper.
2007 03 min 08 sec

172 - more armies

At the Vaguely Military Career Fair, Strong Bad tries to sign people up for the On-Point Kings.
2007 03 min 40 sec

171 - underlings

Strong Bad helps someone deal with an awkward social situation.
2007 03 min 11 sec

170 - rough copy

Strong Bad gets litigious then ridiculous when someone draws some comics about him and The Cheat.
2007 03 min 33 sec

169 - from work

Strong Bad has to work with some limitations as checks his personal email from his work computer.
2007 03 min 34 sec

168 - your funeral

Strong Bad details his off the chart/hook/chain funeral plans.
2007 03 min 56 sec

167 - the movies

Strong Bad describes how annoying moviegoers can be.
2007 03 min 51 sec

166 - unnatural

Strong Bad deals with the unnatural disaster of Bubs being 100 feet tall!
2007 04 min 10 sec

165 - strong badathlon

Strong Bad describes the events of his very own athletic competition.
2007 03 min 39 sec

164 - looking old

Strong Bad updates his look so as not to lose touch with the younger generation.
2007 04 min 18 sec

163 - what i want

Strong Bad lays out all the worst Decemberween present ideas.
2006 03 min 29 sec

162 - the chair

Bubs helps Strong Bad pick a new email-checkin' chair to use at his computer desk.
2006 03 min 58 sec

161 - 4 branches

Strong Bad explains the four main categories of stupid things Homestar's done.
2006 04 min 55 sec

160 - coloring

Learn about crayon names with a Limozeen coloring book and Marzipan's creepy school/cult.
2006 03 min 56 sec

159 - retirement

Mysterious forces have taken Strong Bad's laptop! Can he meet the ransom demands and get her back?
2006 06 min 53 sec

158 - cliffhangers

Since there are no real cliffhangers, Strong Bad makes up a bunch and resolves them only to be a victim of a cliffhanger himself!
2006 03 min 22 sec

157 - trading cards

Strong Bad refuses to give Daniel from Canada what he wants and instead shows off everybody else's trading cards.
2006 03 min 26 sec

156 - road trip

This my friend is jumbo/LARGE! Strong Bad and The Cheat try to take Bubs' Gremlin on a road trip.
2006 04 min 18 sec

155 - theme song

Strong Bad crafts a sitcom theme song for his 3-5 minute email show. Do you want to make.... twicebutt?
2006 03 min 55 sec

154 - keep cool

Cool time, pool time! There's a pool, remember?! And Strong Bad is the lifeguard!
2006 03 min 33 sec

153 - redesign

Learn the basics of branding as Strong Bad attempts to redesign the venerable No Loafing sign with mixed results.
2006 03 min 46 sec

152 - isp

With his internet acting up, Strong Bad has to call customer service and ultimately confronts the Bubs in charge!
2006 03 min 23 sec

151 - senior prom

Strong Bad makes up a convoluted plan to crash the senior prom. You can imagine how that goes for him.
2006 04 min 16 sec

150 - alternate universe

For his sesquicentenn-email, Strong Bad and The Cheat make an alternate universe portal so he can visit his many doppelgangers.
2006 05 min 52 sec

149 - candy product

Strong Bad gets his own candy product and a catchy commercial for it too!
2006 03 min 01 sec

148 - disconnected

Strong Bad weighs the pros and cons of separating his head from his body.
2006 03 min 11 sec

147 - lady fan

SB tries to help someone impress their lady fan, but it probably doesn't work. Homestar tweeses it out!
2006 03 min 30 sec

146 - pop-up

Somebody's friend had a dream there was a Strong Bad pop-up book, it was the book of YOUR dreams!
2006 03 min 12 sec

145 - myths & legends

The origins of the bear holding a shark are revealed and a community is set on edge by mysterious sightings.
2006 02 min 55 sec

144 - narrator

StroBro decides to narrate everybody else's daily lives like movie trailers. Stuff gets chucked at Strong Sad.
2006 03 min 01 sec

143 - technology

Look out mama, Strong Bad's usin' technology! Learn about the latest tech from the mouth of a real techtalker!
2006 03 min 47 sec

142 - secret identity

Live a day in a Mudgeman's shoes as Strong Bad lies about secret identities he doesn't actually have.
2006 03 min 44 sec

141 - death metal

Learn to hot glue corn flaskes to your face the Strong Bad way and get your fill of D-E words, invisible orbs, and creepy rusty meat!
2006 03 min 48 sec

140 - high school

In his usual deflective style, Strong Bad expains what other cartoon characters are like when they're teens and then takes it too far.
2006 03 min 02 sec

139 - portrait

Strong Bad tries to figure what art style is most worthy of his visage.
2005 03 min 37 sec

138 - space program

Space Captainface and Strap Coopmore get ready for launchday in this filmstrip from Strong Badia's space programs, SBASAF.
2005 03 min 44 sec

137 - bedtime story

The Cheat's bedtime routine has officially reached rigamarole status. Watch and learn!
2005 03 min 34 sec

136 - geddup noise

Strong Bad tells the tale of the meteoric rise of the sound it make when he stands up from his computer desk.
2005 03 min 38 sec

135 - lady...ing

SB revisits one of his earliest (made-up) emails. Connoisseurs of late nineties flash animation will get a real kick out of it!
2005 04 min 22 sec

134 - record book

Strong Bad tries to get a world record for his new record book. Other great stuff happens, too.
2005 03 min 51 sec

133 - bottom 10

Strong Bad's Bottom 10 List! Not much more to say!
2005 04 min 59 sec

132 - modeling

Strong Bad dons the latest styles for a high-fashion photo shoot.
2005 03 min 10 sec

131- boring (really)

The most action-packed Strong Bad email ever! Bricks! Eye closings! Three-letter words!
2005 04 min 40 sec

130 - do over

Strong Bad tries to do-over a few previous emails. It works perfectly. Nothing goes wrong at all.
2005 04 min 24 sec

129 - garage sale

Strong Bad breaks down garage sales and the people who frequent them.
2005 03 min 28 sec

128 - rampage

Strong Bad demonstrates the types of rampages he goes on these days. Reading, regal, and legal to name a few.
2005 03 min 44 sec

127 - long pants

Homestar shows up wearing shorts and pants at the same time. At least he was told long pants. Long pants, long pants. By who we don't know.
2005 03 min 05 sec

126 - best thing

Strong Bad remember the best thing ever: Limozeen's very short-lived Saturday morning cartoon.
2005 04 min 08 sec

125 - rock opera

One word from each of his first 125 sbemails make up the lyrics to Strong Bad's definitely-planned-from-the-start rock opera.
2005 03 min 23 sec

124 - secret recipes

SB tricks people into eating gross stuff. The Cheat gets a haircut. What's not to love?
2005 04 min 34 sec

123 - origins

Homestar singing some songs about bread is all you really need to know about this one. Strong Bad is in it too, I assume.
2005 03 min 20 sec

122 - dreamail

Strong Bad describes the perfect email with the help of a fade-y pink border.
2005 03 min 43 sec

121 - part-time job

Strong Bad tries to sell cups of ice for Bubs while dressed up as the Tragic Clown Dog. A classic!
2005 03 min 18 sec

120 - radio

Strong Bad gives advice on/makes fun of the various types of radio hosts.
2004 04 min 02 sec

119 - animal

Strong Bad gets a new laptop computer and also, furthermore, hereforto details what his own made up animal would be like.
2004 04 min 02 sec

118 - virus

Strong Bad's Compy 386 gets a virus.
2004 04 min 05 sec

117 - montage

Strong Bad creates a montage.
2004 03 min 15 sec

116 - extra plug

SB puts the extra plug under his desk to good use.
2004 03 min 23 sec

115 - time capsule

What would Strong Bad leave to future generations? Watch this cartoon to find out!
2004 03 min 22 sec

114 - the facts

Everyone wants to know why Strong Mad doesn't have a cartoon. Well, one person wants to know. Strong Bad gives a rock solid explanation.
2004 02 min 53 sec

113 - pizzaz

Strong Bad interviews himself to find out the secret of his pizzaz.
2004 03 min 19 sec

112 - old comics

Strong Bad explains why the King of Town has a Poopsmith. Sort of.
2004 02 min 33 sec

111 - other days

Since Mondays are traditionally for email checking, Strong Bad explains what he does the rest of the week.
2004 03 min 12 sec

110 - for kids

Strong Bad describes what his television show for kids would be like.
2004 03 min 24 sec

109 - crying

Strong Bad makes Homestar cry with his drawing of a one legged puppy with an indomitable spirit! Enter Li'l Brudder!
2004 03 min 26 sec

108 - pom pom

Strong Bad investigates what happens if Pom Pom is poked with a pin. No ever-loving snot is kicked out of anyone.
2004 02 min 25 sec

107 - cheatday

Strong Bad divulges the mysteries surrounding the Cheat's birthday.
2004 02 min 33 sec

106 - dangeresque 3

Strong Bad offers the digitally remastered director's cut of Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?
2004 04 min 54 sec

105 - replacement

Who will check his emails when Strong Bad retires? Aforementioned Strong Bad tries to find out.
2004 03 min 22 sec

104 - theme park

Strong Bad describes what the Strong Badia theme park would be like.
2004 04 min 14 sec

103 - haircut

Strong Bad struggles to answer an email about haircuts.
2004 02 min 59 sec

102 - lunch special

Strong Bad tries to trick Bubs into giving him a free lunch special. And we find out that Bubs can fly. Canon!
2004 03 min 43 sec

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